u know u fucked up when u still haven’t slept yet and u hear birds chirping outside
me promoting immaculat vodka at the opening of lif night club in vegas
if you think i’m ugly now you should have seen me in 2009
when your teacher gossips about other teachers
people romanticize growing up in the 90s but we had our struggles
"maybe you wouldnt be so tired if you went to bed earl-"
That look ur mom gives u when u embarrass her in public but she can’t kill u yet
Dedicated to all my fellow retail employees
All of these are oh so painfully true.
I used to work at McDonalds and literally every single one of them has happened to me. Ergh.